LOL! Just outsmart the Stupid fool,...
(Except from Elf)
Elf: Absolutely! Think about it, a hundred experiences, adventures and romances,... I’ll be on your side in each story and customize it on the fly when things get too rough. Isn’t that better than just fucking one elf?
YOUng wanderer: I can’t lie. This is starting to sound interesting. But I’m pretty set on fucking you.
Elf: (lying) Ok. ok. How about this? You allow me to grant you 2 wishes, however you want.
If You are not satisfied with your wishes,...(reluctantly) I Will allow you to use your last wish to (swallows hard) fuck me?
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For Me.
My 1st wish is to be a beautiful and sexy female. (wish granted)
My 2nd wish is to be very wealthy. (wish granted)
My 3rd wish is for YOU, to have a glorious 9 in. meaty cock. (granted)
Elf: Okay, now that we are done here,... I thank you, and will now take me leave.
I hope that you enjoy you wishes, and have a wonderful New life,...
- I begin to strip out of my clothes (completely nude), as the Sexy Elf starts to leave.
Me: (pleading) Please wait! I am Soo Incredibly horny! And seeing as you would not allow me to use my wish to fuck you,...
Would you like to fuck me?
Elf: Well, It is not against the rules, but you have already used your 3 wishes, so I must go.
Me: PLEASE!! I will do ANYTHING you wish!
Elf: (Intrigued) Oh Really? (devious grin) Ookay!
Note: I COULD go into a lengthy drawn-out sex scene where the Elf uses me in any and every way possible,...
but You horny perv's can use your imaginations, as I will Never kiss-and-tell. 
Let's just say after several hours of hott, sweaty, cum-drenched orgasms,... we were both exhausted & pleased.
Elf: Well, THAT was certainly different, and quite honestly Very FUN! But It is time for me to go.
Although,... (casting One last wish).*
I suddenly feel a shiver run through my body and my Ears started to feel all tingly. Then it went away as quickly as it started.
Then She began laughing at me.
Elf: Well, I certainly hope that You have learned your lesson, wanderer, as I have been looking for a way out of this job
for some time now.
I am so sick & tired of All the disgusting perverts drooling and lusting over my body. Not allowing me to perform my duties, because All they can do is think with their crotch!
- (resigned) Now it is YOUR job! Congratulations! You are now an Elf, enjoy Your New life! Good-bye Slut! Ha-Ha!
* (Alternate version)
Elf: Well, THAT was certainly different, and quite honestly Very FUN! But It is time for me to go.
Although,... (casting One last wish)
I suddenly feel a shiver run through my body and my Ears started to feel all tingly. Then it went away as quickly as it started.
Elf: Wanderer. You were not perhaps a Virgin were you?
Me: (blushing) I was until you 'deflowered' me, why do you ask?
A wicked smile befell the Elf's face.
Elf: Do you Not remember what I told you earlier about sex?
Me: (embarassed) Uh,.. maybe. I was 'kinda' distracted.
Elf: Hmph! Why am I not surprised.
" Oh, yes, all non-married Elves are virgins. If you fucked me, I’d have to stay with you for a lifetime.”
Me: (confused) But I am not an Elf!
Elf: Really? Are You quite sure about that? Maybe You should go have a look in the mirror... (snigger)
Me: (shocked) What the F*ck!! How did this happen? I didn't want to be an Elf! How can we undo this?
I just wanted to be a Girl! A Human Girl!
Elf: Sorry, it cannot be undone. You Used up all your wishes when you gave me THIS!! (gesturing to her crotch with a large bulge)
Thank you, by the way! Always wondered what it would feel like to have one of these.
An hour of weeping went by. The Elf tried to console me.
Then, realization struck.
Me: Wait a minute,... You Can't leave!
You just said, "If you fucked me, I’d have to stay with you for a lifetime.” Does that mean, (gulp) that I belong to You now?
Then, we both smiled, deviously and fell into each other's arms; kissing passionately.
As We kissed, I felt another sensation & thrill of magic form around my neck, as a collar now appeared, with the words 'Owned Slut'.
Me: So, since We are now Rich, what shall we do with it?
Next time, Be Careful what You wish for!
